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We needed some way to kill Cody off because, at this point, we thought he would be in the Navy before we could film anything else off. Kind of like how we “killed” Dalbey off in Satan’s Seat with his idle hands. No one wants to be around a guy with the devil’s playthings for hands.

This is all in all the most disturbing skit we’ve ever made, the licorice alone is enough to make you gag if you aren’t careful. Olivia made her final appearance here before she moved back to Boston, which was sad enough as it is. We wanted to ‘kill’ her character off too by having her break up with me in iSaber 4, but didn’t get to it in time.

What’s funny is we had a really scary, Edgar-like person approach us with his dog while we were filming in the park. He was dirty and mildly perverted, hitting on the girls we had with us and suggesting we put our videos on YouTube. His dog went about smelling our shoes as we awkwardly tried to get him to leave.

What angered me most, however, was that he was ignorant to the fact that we were already on YouTube. Apparently nobody knows. Not even dirty vagrant perverts.

Unfortunately we couldn’t find a van for the skit, which pretty much ruins the whole thing in a sense. It turns out we don’t know anyone with vans, least of all the creepy mafia/chimo vans we had in mind. I guess we have to have some sort of flagrant error or misstep in every video, that might as well be it.

OR the fact that we ended up recording in mono again… gosh dang it all to heck in a hamper. Actually in watching this again for the first time in a long while I did a terrible job editing it. It didn’t help we were trying to film as fast as we could before we ran out of daylight, but dang. Tons – of – errors.

Interesting fact: Dirty vagrant perverts are particularly attracted to anything being shot on camera.

Slightly less interesting fact: Budge (Edgar) covered himself with mustard to look extra dirty.

VASTLY less interesting fact: if you eat enough licorice while filming the same shots over and over again you’ll get sick.

This one was a lot of fun to film, we actually had lights set up and just had a good time standing around shooting for a few hours. There were, of course, a couple of errors, like recording in mono the entire time, but such is life.

Rainee Palmer made her debut in this one, the deaf hottie. Hot girls that are willing to be around us are hard to come by so we definitely try to treat them right when they do. Her sister, Rubie, one of our old roommates (from our 9-bedroom house featured in most of our early videos) can be seen on the couch in the background along with her boyfriend of the time, Harry.

This was where the pythons came from originally, I’d written this before the “Louis’ Love Corner” sketch and so it absolutely had to make it in. I definitely didn’t pull it off as well as Josh does, probably why it didn’t work…

The whole thing is delightfully ridiculous, IMHO, and we had fun fighting and yelling and pretending we knew what we were doing. The concoction of liquor Cody poured was incredibly strange and fruity, but ended up being pretty good in the end. Kind of like cough syrup minus the mediciney taste.

Another unfortunate oversight was that in the opening shot I wasn’t backed out of the frame completely, my arm is just hanging on the fence while they talk like I can’t hear them… I’m a tool. Should have noticed that in the editing process at least. Or maybe I did and just didn’t have a better take. Either way, suck.

Interesting fact: Cody plays the bartender as well as himself.

Slightly less interesting fact: I may have broken my bluetooth headset when tossing it on the ground.

VASTLY less interesting fact: The skull’s name is Frank, he was like a house mascot for a while. The crazy part was I named him about 30 minutes before seeing that episode of Lost where the skeleton falls out of the van and his name (according to the badge stitched into his jump suit) is Frank. We got a little weirded out by that for a while.

What’s funnier (or more depressing, depending on how you look at it) is that I’m pretty sure every conversation I’ve ever had with any girl I had any remote level of interest in went similarly to this one. How else would I be so knowledgeable on destroying myself within a matter of sentences?

Lewis the Womanizer was another side of things that hasn’t come to fruition yet. Josh does an amazing job and we need to have more of him at some point. I still want to do an “Ask Lewis” section of the site, for all of your relationship needs.

Interesting fact: We found Olivia via Craigslist. The first and last time we’ll do that. Glad we did because we found her, won’t do it again because it makes us feel creepy to post “need hot girls for video” online.

Slightly less interesting fact: You can buy that shirt from me for $20.

VASTLY less interesting fact: I may have been influenced a bit too much by Charlie on this one… just saying.

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We certainly know how bored you can get just sitting around on the stairs in front of your apartment complex. Especially when you don’t live there any more. The batteries used were real, and I did accidentally shock myself with the dog collar, but I’ve done that before. Nothing I can’t handle *manly cough*.

The theme was “Nesquik takes you to your happy place” or something like that. Avoiding anything inappropriate we opted for something out of left field. Instead of our main characters getting taken to their ‘happy place,’ they’d use their assailant’s happy place to sedate him long enough to subdue him.

It probably got taken out for violence, ugly masks, and unsafe conduct. Whatever. We had fun making it. This was one of the harder ones to make as we got ditched a number of times by various actors and actresses. That happens, but finding replacements isn’t usually as hard as it was this time.

We actually had to get one girl who refused to be in it call in a favor on another girl (Mollie) in order to get out of being in the video so that we didn’t have to take out that part of the dream sequence. Which raises the question: what would a thief find more wonderful than being encouraged in his successful thievery by a beautiful lady?

Interesting fact: I grew up with and have known Mollie for a loooong time.

Slightly less interesting fact: Matt, the guy who gets his wallet stolen, was also the camera man for most of the video.

VASTLY less interesting fact: Nesquik makes a nasty mess when force-fed to someone.

This of course spawned an idea for me, because I hate plush toilet seats. Seriously, who wants to sit on something squishy and (usually) mildly sticky when they go to the bathroom? I always assume that it’s sticky because somebody left a surprise on the seat, and since they retain heat going immediately after somebody else is that much more unpleasant.

So of course we deemed it “Satan’s Seat” and avoided it for something like a month before buying a new, smooth wooden seat. In the meantime we filmed a video about it. This was also to be John Dalbey’s last video with us before he moved to Germany to get married, so we had to do him in.

We didn’t want to kill him off though, hoping that he’d be back someday, so we just debilitated him at the end.

RufioJJ (his real name is Jon but he’s better known as Rufio on the intertubez) played our blind guy/Satan and was also the interviewer off camera. We hope to have him in another video someday assuming he ever comes back from the happiest place on Earth, where he’s been working for a while now.

This was also Cody’s debut. He and I generally do play pranks on blind people when we get the chance, but this was a particularly mean fabrication of sorts.

Interesting fact: John’s ring tone in the video was from a flash cartoon that came out when I was in high school. It’s still awesome.

Slightly less interesting fact: I bought that wicker chair (which I call my throne) for $4 at a yard sale across the street.

VASTLY less interesting fact: I kept that toilet seat for a whole year in 4 plastic bags just in case we wanted to use it as a prop again. That was a bad idea for what should be very apparent reasons.