Of course he’s like the nicest guy you’ve ever met, thus the statement that if his name doesn’t scare you nothing else about him is likely to. I really wanted to play around with After Effects and what better way to do that than to throw up as many explosions on the screen at once as possible?

But obviously (at least we hope it’s obvious despite how I’m about to make this sentence slightly self-contradictory) there’s a lot more subtlety to the skit than just making an action movie trailer. I’m not gonna explain myself on that one though because I’d ruin half of it in doing so.

I still think the turkey is the best part personally, although the exploding stick of death usually gets some laughs. What’s your favorite part? Let us know by leaving a comment!

Interesting fact: Marshall Cain doesn’t kick babies, that’s an old Chuck Norris joke that nobody seems to know.

Slightly less interesting fact: This video was Caleb’s debut, for all of 6 seconds or so.

VASTLY less interesting fact: Brandon Fraser really is the worst action hero of all time, although we love the Mummy and generally enjoy his performances.