To be honest it’s my least favorite of all the videos, largely because nothing went to plan as we filmed it. Also I did a horrible job throwing the music in.  HOWEVER, it was still fun to film and Budge’s favorite character, Edgar, made his debut scarring the screen forever.

All in all a B- at best as far as our videos go I’d say.

This is probably the least informative video blog I’ve done so far, but I’m going crazy trying to finish the iSaber 4 video… 26 hours in and maybe half way done. blegh…

Interesting fact: Filming with Morgan we discovered after 40 min that the sound hadn’t been recorded. We had literally just enough time to re-film each shot once.

Slightly less interesting fact: There wasn’t anything in the cooler at any point during the filming.

VASTLY less interesting fact: If you’re in Cheney and hungry, avoid that Mexican restaurant and go to Corona Village.

The filming of Mexidate was almost ruined by a busted microphone, which makes its presence known at the end of the video.

You can’t hear Morgan say “Everyone likes the smell of their own brand, right?” nor can you hear her plead with me to stay. And to make matters worse, the callback joke (which would have run after the credits) was lost as both girls were sounded completely unintelligible.

The only sound we got out of it was after I cranked the files by over 50DB, which is where the hissing comes from. That hissing washed out the girls’ voices completely, and so Jennifer Gfeller never even got to make her debut.

Anyways, Mexidate is obviously a video about where you shouldn’t go on your first date. And if it sounds angry it’s because that’s exactly how your sphincter feels in moments like that. Also I suck at writing rap lyrics and I’m unforgivably white so I should beg your forgiveness, but I’ll just hope you enjoy it in spite of my flaws as a human being.

The lyrics are as follows:

Oh no son, no you didn’t!
You just took a girl to Mexican?
On your first date?!
That’s worse than spaghetti y’all!
What you thinkin’ boss?

You just had Mexican
you’re on your first hot date
oh no man not again
you realize it too late

Those re-fried beans and you
don’t really mix that well
you check your glove box out
but you ain’t got nothin’ for this hell

Stop go traffic is your bane
your seat belt your nemesis
you just might go insane
a Smelly Joe she will not kiss

You’re in a world of pain
she’s such a cutie girl
you can’t give up your game
but you do not wanna hurl

You pull in at her house
you’re almost home free man
only twenty seconds more
then you can stink up the van

But she asks you to come in
she wants to watch a movie
what the heck’s her problem man?
can’t she tell your gastro’s screwy?

You get yourself inside
and then you break away
her bathroom’s way too nice
you’d reek it up for days

you’ll have to be a man
just suck it in for now
hold it in now if you can
even if you don’t know how

you sit down on the couch
she puts the movie in
you’re tryin’ not to groan
replace your grimace with a grin!

She sits down next to you
then wraps her arms around
you don’t know what to do
a solution cannot be found

she slowly starts to squeeze
and whispers in your ear
your intestines screaming ‘please!’
this is the apex of your fear!

You’ve pushed physical limits
out it comes with a great force
the seal it has been broken
the smell has no remorse!

You apologize profusely
you don’t know what to say
you look down ashamedly
but then she says it is ok

and guys are always smelly
it’s the price you have to pay
that’s the way it’s meant to be
perhaps those things will change someday

then just to prove her point
she says she does it too
she lets out a little toot and…
that’s disgusting dude

Interesting fact: We’re filmed walking into our friend Matt Roger’s house but are then filmed inside Jennifer’s appartment.

Slightly less interesting fact: Corona Village is the best place for Mexican eats in Cheney, and possibly the greater Spokane area.

VASTLY less interesting fact: I bought that purple shirt while living in France during the national sales. Great shirt.

We downloaded the beat from soundclick where they have lots of cool free beats. And yeah, I wrote it in 15 minutes which is why it lacks a little.